hurloaned:

Underrated part of womanhood is realizing you’re just like. allowed to go outside looking like shit

(Source: armsocks, via eupraxiaryan)

riotpunch:

hank hill drinks respect women juice

(via eupraxiaryan)

tricksythieves:

Dunno if bobbing the teabag actually helps the tea steep faster but it sure is fun to feel a part of something

(via grandma-pirate)

ungarmax:

me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed

(via readyfred)

shakescene:

shakescene:

future spouse: what’s your favorite work of homoerotic literature?

me, thinking about the “living in a log cabin with thor” reddit comment: hmmm….at the risk of limiting the great gatsby to its subtext-

if you haven’t read- no- experienced this yet

(via mamawaffle)

back-that-sass-up:

raepritewrites:

back-that-sass-up:

not to be racist but i can’t tell customers apart

The truth hurts so much, but it cannot be denied - 2 minutes after you leave my line of sight, I have no idea who you are, you’re just another arm I’ve stabbed with a needle

god I hope you work in the medical field

(via trianglegoddess)

corseque:

The best part of Reylo fic is in ch 1 where the author has to pause and try to describe what Adam Driver looks like. it’s such a wildly different description every time, and sometimes it even exactly contradicts itself — “pretty lanky but also built?? don’t ask me how” “strangely nasal but also deep voice” “tall but hunched over awkwardly” and I’m all nodding like yeah that’s it, diametric opposites converging in one dude